*walking into Mariyah's house"
Me: *goes to close door*
Mariyah: Oh, make sure you don't slam the door. Otherwise the fish jumps off the wall.
Me: 'Cause that wasn't the weirdest thing I've heard all day or anything...
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Mr. Price: When I think of Rishi, the first word that comes to mind is 'dictionary'. Well, half of it, anyway.
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Repeat the last quote, but substitute 'assassinate'
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Arnav: What is the purpose of the waterproof liner?
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*Jon has rubber gloves.*
Me: Jon, why are you wearing those?
Jon: These?
Me: Yep.
Jon: ... keep my hands clean.
*pause.*
Me: That's not weird.
Jon: Not at all.
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Puneet: WATERMELON!
Me: *Surprised* What?
Puneet: I said, 'Watermelon'.
Me: Ohh. I thought you said 'Guatemala'.... Okay, this conversation is weird on so many levels...
Puneet: Banana!
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Alyssa: Mr. Lopac, here's a random question: do you like the Beach Boys?
Mr. Lopac: Here's a random answer: 6.
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